I was disgusted beyond belief, but I did ask him if he ever lost. The term is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s. Soggy biscuit (also called limp biscuit, crispy cookie, or ookie cookie) is a masturbation game played mostly by teenage groups in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. He was all similes, and explained his boarding school days! Then one day, Ally asked me if I knew what a limp biscuit was? I told him that I did not, unless he was speaking of the music group. Ally would get disgusted, nearly blow chunks. I did not stop, but upped the ante to a last freak friend we called Kotex! Don't know why, but he loved eating chicks on their periods only. Ally would get disgusted and ask me to stop. He only wanted poon with a full head of hair, up to the belly button. Then, I brought up another buddy we called hair pie. At lunch, I would say, "Ally, your napkin looks like charmin bathroom tissue!! He would get grossed out. He was a junior member of the team, so I continued. Ally would get grossed out and beg me to stop. He didn't eat the whole thing but the rest of us were satisfied. ![]() I can't remember where I came but I assure you I didn't finish last. ![]() I told Alastair about charmin bathroom tissue, he loved licking dirty bung holes for hours. It's easy if you're drunk and if you're not the first one to start. I made it fun for me, by sharing disgusting sexual stuff my buddies liked. We had to work weekends, for half a year together. We were on a long 2plus year project for BAML Tokyo. I have a buddy, Alastair, a good guy I used to work with.
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